The HP girl who stole my heart...

So then, it started as everyday, the sun rose in the east. Slightly peeking out of my eyes, hearing the annoying alarm clock buzz at me to get up. I couldn't press the right button for it to snooze so I decided to get up. It was one of those days, where all the buttons on the alarm clock didn't turn off the alarm, you had to unplug that thing. I jumped to my feet and wandered off into the shower. Slowly scrubbing away at all the dirt that I have picked up during my restless night.

Then I turned on my computer. I sat down, typed in my computer password. You know, I like to keep a password just incase someone logs on my computer. You never know, they might just steal your naked pictures or see that you've been watching porno. But that's not the point. First thing I did was check my email on MSN. Nope, nothing. So then I decided to log on HP. As for you who don't know what HP is, it's HmongPride.com. It's some chat site for us losers to go chat on. But yeah, I go there for the hell of it.

Never did I suspect, I would find a true love on there. I logged in and there was this girl. Her icon was never the less, a shape so wonderful, as if the bright speckles in the night sky glazing around the moon. The color of pure royalties covered the insides of her icon. She was a purple star. Hence her name was STARR too.

The moment I saw her name, my heart was enlighten with love. My eyes speckled like the burning fire in the mist of the Alaskan forest. Where you can see nothing for miles on, but the tiny fire burning slowly, slowly, slowly, trying to keep warm. Also, not be eaten by polar bears and being careful not to melt all the snow or you'd be in a puddle. I double clicked on her name to send her a private message. But, OMG, I couldn't. The admin of HP had turn off the private messaging. I couldn't do it. So then I was struck with a decision.

Either I was going to let her go by while all the other hungry savage guys on HP gnaw at her, or was I going to jump in there with all the savages and rescue her from the heart of danger? Then inside me, came this burst of energy. Kind of like in the Grinch where in the end he finally became good. His heart grew bigger as my love for this girl grew bigger too. I suddenly had the courage to type to her. I typed, "Hi Starr."

She replied back to me, "Hi Ninja." In my mind, this little child was going, "*Blush* Omg, she talked to me." I felt like I could win the powerball over and over again. And yet I had nothing more to say to her. Then I thought quickly to myself to say something before she ignores me and think I'm some loser kid on HP. "Do you have a picture to share with me?" I asked her out of quietness. She goes, "No."

I had to see her picture. I needed to see. Maybe I should bribe her into letting me see it. So I offered her my picture. She then looked at me with a glare smilie face emotion and said, "I already seen." My heart panicked, "How did you see my picture already?" I asked her surprisingly.

I had nothing more to say, for she wasn't interested in me. But, I wasn't going to give up. If I were to give in now, she would think I'm just another loser guy like all those other guys. I then asked her again, this time, as I typed the word, I said it out loud in real life, "Please share me your picture. =)" Then I bothered the heck out of her till she gave it to me.

Omg. When I saw her picture, I knew I was in love with her. She stole my heart. And so the journey begins...