$350 Deal

Vrrrrroooooommmm. My car screamed down the road. Left signals quickly blinked and I pulled up into my drive way. Thump, thump, the sound of doors shutting echoed in the winter wonderland. I walked over to the other side of the car to assist my lovely lady, as if I was her escort. She was so everly beautiful, her name was Gao. Right as I continue to escort her to the door, my house door swung open. My mom stood in the doorway with welcoming arms.

My mom glittered away, "Oooh, you are Peter's girlfriend. You're so pretty." I was thinking to myself that of course she would be pretty. If she wasn't, then I wouldn't of took her to meet my mom. Now Gao, if you can picture this, she had a slim body figure. Like those centerfolds, prefectly shaped and proportioned. Her meduim lenght hair sparkled like silk of a sinster snake. Her face flawless with the most beautiful smile in the world. I swear she could kill a man with that smile. It was a good thing, I kissed her everytime she was about to smile; otherwise it would be as deadly as Medusa.

My mom dragged Gao with her to the kitchen to talk with her. My mom was so excieted to finally meet my girlfriend. Gao, I could tell from the way she walked and talked that she was shy. But before hand, I warned her and told her to be brave. Don't be scared of my mom, for this could be the only time. While in the car, I couldn't help but stare at her. She would glance back to me with with those "I love you" eyes and end it with a smirk.

I stood straight across the kitchen table admiring how she sway gently with her feet back and forth while sitting there commencing with my mother. Every time she would peek over at me, I would pretend to not be looking at her. Then look right back and smile flirtingly. I know, I couldn't resist it. She was just too much of a beauty to lay my eyes off of her.

Finally, time had rolled by for a quite a while. I could tell by her wandering eyes that she wouldn't last much longer. Parents can go on forever. Luckily only my mom was home, otherwise she would be there for another hour or so. I quickly interrupted my mom and told her we had a dinner date to attend. And that we were going to go there early because we had to stop at the store to buy something for her. My mom insisted on her staying there for longer, since my mom enjoyed company. My two sisters had gotten married already and my mom was the only woman at our house.

We hustled out of the door, with our warm jackets zipped up. Thump, thump. The sound of my doors closed again. "So, where would you like to go?" I questioned her. Slowly I inched out of the driveway, checking to see if any cars were coming. "Oh yeah, here's your $350," I said to her, handing her the money.

"How about some Perkins, them a walk around the mall, and take me to play some games?" she answered me back. "Sure thing and thanks for being my girlfriend for the day," I exclaimed, "I hope my mom doesn't ask again for a while." She questioned, "Can we stop and play ninja warrior somewhere?" I looked at her with promising eyes, "The park will do." And so my $350 deal was near to the finish. Within a week or so, I would tell my mom that we broke up and that all women were evil. I would complain that I wouldn't get married till 30 and hope my mom never asks me again for a while.